Proudly serving the community with craftsmanship, humour, and a toolkit passed down through generations.
"Fuckin' sure you'll no' go with anyone else."
Need something fixed, built, or made better with a sledgehammer? You know who to call.
🔥 Ask about our exclusive W. Hamilton Apparel Line™ – includes limited edition overalls and 'No Half Jobs' beanies.
We once printed a t-shirt that simply said: "Measure Once, Cut You." It got banned from three trade shows.
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No Half Jobs Beanie£999.99
Sledgehammer Tea Towel£17.76
"Get Tae" Toolbox Sticker£4.20
Limited Edition OverallsSold Out
Note: All products are imaginary. Except the attitude.
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W. Hamilton once fixed a leaky roof using only hope, a biscuit tin, and harsh language.
🥚 You found the secret: We once built a shed that survived three storms, a stag do, and a cow!